I had a birthday recently, which of course got me thinking about birthdays. I couldn’t help chuckling to myself about how birthdays have different meanings depending on the age.
Age 0-2 – I have no idea what’s going on, but look at all these people.
Age 3-9 – Presents! Cake!
Age 10 – Double digits, fist pump.
Age 11-12 – Presents! Cake!
Age 13 – I’m a teenager, chest puffed up.
Age 14 -19 – I’m really cool, but secretly Presents! Cake!
Age 20 – Twenty!
Age 21-39 – Lets party!
Age 40 – Forty?! Crisis time?
Age 41-55 – My body doesn’t work as well as my mind thinks it should, and what’s that wrinkle?
Age 56-65 – I’m starting to look old.
Age 66-75 – I’m passed the speed limit!
Age 76-79 – I’m starting to feel old.
Age 80-89 – How did I get so wise?
Age 90-99 – I have no idea what’s going on, but look at all these people.
Age 100 – Score! I reached level 100!
Any age- If you have cancer, I made it another year!
Carrots Over Cancer 