I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better
Category: for fun
No One Takes You Seriously
Of Course We Need Some Carrot Jokes!
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What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
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How do you make your soup golden?
Put 24 carrots in it.
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Since pirates are on the water all the time, meat is scare and some are actually vegetarians.
They are called Pirates of the Carrot Bean.
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Why do carrots improve your sight?
They contain vitamin see!
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Did you hear about the carrot detective?
He got to the root of every case!
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What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?
Anything you like. It can’t hear you!
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What’s a vegetable’s favorite martial art?
Carrotee!
Carrots Over Cancer 